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Founded in 2000Fine, Fine Eat'z...
Dah Flava' you Sava'...

 

 

MMM...MMM....MMMM.MMM.....Thweeeettt Butta!! 

----IF’N

YOUZ LOVE DAH’ SWEET TASTE O’ BUTTA’, LOOK NO FUTHA’!!

 

 

Dith ith dah Butta’z Employaye’ HandoBook!!  I

MeanGreen ButtaBean and Flapjack Joe stoted dis’ ear’

resto-ront!!  Weez prod’ ta’ be your in’ ear’

boz’!!Allow us ta’ introducifize ourselves!! Dis’

ears’ some of our rules an reguliminations for a

productivity of dis’ in ear’ place!!

 

Dah’ Spirit O’ Butta’z  (refence yoself’ to Rulez numba’ 8)

        I, as an employaye’ O Butta’z tantalizin’ delectable’z, do swear to uphold my’z ownself to dah’ fine upstandin’ character of Flapjack Joe and MeanGreen Buttabean.  If’n at anytime they’z see’z fit tah’ boot my stank self from this fine establishment then I shall do so in a humble and self-humiliatin’ mannah’.  I shall neva’ speak o’ dah’ repice’z of Butta’z to anotha’ livin’ soul or I’ll find my’z ownself lookin’ for my own hind-quarter’z…

 

Rulez:

1.      No spittin in da customahs’ food.  Let em seazin

it demselves.

2.     No sangin “Happy Birthday” in Chinese.  (We

included dis one ‘cause of a labor union dispute we

had a few yea’s back.)

3.     Please wawsh yow’n own hans’ at leas’ once evry’

ten to fifteen

minits!!

4.     Neva’ put your bear’ ass in dah customa’s foodz!!

5.     Neva, eva say that you don’ like any o da food at

Buttaz!

6.     Alway tell dem people ‘tanks and come agin!

7.     Escortz dem custoramerz’ to day’ carz frugally!

8.     Say da’ spirit o’ Butta’z ritual befo’ each cooked

meal

9.     If dem customers not finish dey meal, no dessert

for dem, the pig-dogs!  Nobody leaves until dey finish

ea-ting!

10.    Last, but not least, remember, it is a family

restaurant.

 

REGULIMINATIONS:

1.      You mus’ wear yor’ specified uniform at all timez!!

2.    You mus’ be warshed and cleaned once a week

3.    You mus’ brush dem teeth when yo breath stank

4.    Clean’z dem’ pot’s when I’m not cookin’

5.    Clean’z dem’ pot’s some mo’