MMM...MMM....MMMM.MMM.....Thweeeettt Butta!!
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YOUZ LOVE DAH’ SWEET TASTE
O’ BUTTA’, LOOK NO FUTHA’!!
Dith ith dah Butta’z Employaye’ HandoBook!! I
MeanGreen ButtaBean and Flapjack Joe stoted dis’ ear’
resto-ront!! Weez prod’ ta’ be your in’ ear’
boz’!!Allow us ta’ introducifize ourselves!! Dis’
ears’ some of our rules an reguliminations for a
productivity
of dis’ in ear’ place!!
Dah’ Spirit O’ Butta’z (refence yoself’ to Rulez numba’ 8)
I, as an employaye’ O Butta’z tantalizin’
delectable’z, do swear to uphold my’z ownself to dah’ fine upstandin’ character
of Flapjack Joe and MeanGreen Buttabean.
If’n at anytime they’z see’z fit tah’ boot my stank self from this fine
establishment then I shall do so in a humble and self-humiliatin’ mannah’. I shall neva’ speak o’ dah’ repice’z of
Butta’z to anotha’ livin’ soul or I’ll find my’z ownself lookin’ for my own
hind-quarter’z…
Rulez:
1. No spittin in da customahs’ food. Let em seazin
it demselves.
2. No sangin “Happy Birthday” in Chinese. (We
included dis one ‘cause of a labor union dispute we
had a few
yea’s back.)
3. Please wawsh yow’n own hans’ at leas’ once evry’
ten to fifteen
minits!!
4.
5.
Buttaz!
6. Alway tell dem people ‘tanks and come agin!
7. Escortz dem custoramerz’ to day’ carz
frugally!
8. Say da’ spirit o’ Butta’z ritual befo’ each cooked
meal
9. If dem customers not finish dey meal, no dessert
for dem, the pig-dogs! Nobody leaves until dey finish
ea-ting!
10. Last, but not least, remember, it is a family
restaurant.
REGULIMINATIONS:
1.
You
mus’ wear yor’ specified uniform at all timez!!
2.
You
mus’ be warshed and cleaned once a week
3.
You
mus’ brush dem teeth when yo breath stank
4.
Clean’z
dem’ pot’s when I’m not cookin’
5.
Clean’z
dem’ pot’s some mo’